naziofficeparty:

jesus christ

shavingryansprivates:

i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

nemesisfall:

yumatsukumozexal:

Describe your life with one or more cards.

Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly “mustache”.

did-you-kno:

Source

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

seamade:

If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be friends.

xhromosomes:

xhromosomes:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

FOUND IT OMFG

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

its my birthday and the struggle is real

shutthefuckupstraightpeople:

theslavbarbarian:

invisiblelad:

meancloudman:

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

“GAY”

I’ve always been curious about what people who put this argument forward really think about consenting adults, love and marriage when they argue two people who love each other and willingly enter into a long term economic, social  and legal union are the equivalent of …cattle or a grasshopper.

Slippery slope arguments aren’t very interesting.

jesus christ a lot of drawing talent is wasted on this stupid argument

unless it’s a parody of shit homophobes say

It seems that the only thing keeping the straights from fucking their pet is the fact that it isn’t legal and it’s beginning to concern me. 

Like, I certainly don’t claim to be an expert of the daily activities of straights, but this is some peculiar shit. 

hikkomijian:

imagine guinea pigs

undomesticated 

hunting

in packs 

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing